also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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