I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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