She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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