Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
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I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
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I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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