Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
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Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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