dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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