Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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