The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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