Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
nutella sex= disaster
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
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