Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I haven't been this sober since birth.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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