Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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