I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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