so explain again why im purple
no
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Just pee around me
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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