I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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