Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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