Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
handjob tips. give me some.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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