woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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