dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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