is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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