We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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