The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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