maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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