I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
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fuck yes, cincinnati rules.
Yeah, ok, sure, whatever you say.
this text is the best one on this site. hands down.
1:15 and 1:50 are most likely the same person
not true. supervisors have to check the areas first for weapons. id know. DUMB TEXT.
Let's focus on the hilarity of this text, and not the ridiculous excitement of someone who posted a reply first!
1:07 you sound like that kid who eats alone in a high school bathroom everyday.
Cincinnati, you disappoint me.
Who cares if it's fake? It's funny.
wow. totally real text. lots of people wander on highways when they're drunk, or get pushed out of the car by their friends.
3:15. You're a moron; this is fake.
Sounds like a typical night in my college days.
@1:15 - you sound like a douche who likes to make a lot of assumptions based on very little information, but you couldn't be further from the truth in what you have said. Also, what I said was true, you ARE below me.
Sounds like the plot of a porno.
This one definitely cheered me up funny
funniest visual ever!!!!!!!!!!!
I win at life, all of you are below me.