We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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