She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
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Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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