Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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