Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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