Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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