Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
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Your husband or boyfriend already knows though, right?
Lol, alright...this was kinda funny.
No, *you* are pregnant. *He* is now the fuck outta there.
No, *they* are pregnant. It takes two to tango and two to bear that burden. Kids have two parents. Grow up please.
You're asking someone on tfln to grow up? Situational awareness yo
Just another reason to stick with anal
File that in top 5 things you don't wanna hear during sex
Peachpie88 and Jennamatic_3000, why does everything in life have to come in a pre-conceived specific order or have a happy ending? Life is messy, roll with it.
Wow the comments on this aren't funny at all
I hope he stopped mid-thrust and said what do you mean “we?!” and left Like a boss...
I didn't realise "bosses" were immature and shirked responsibility
Girls also have a responsibility to use birth control
Guys have a responsibility to use condoms.....that doesn't mean birth control will work all the time tho.
And then he looked at you bleeding on the floor
So you hid the fact that you're pregnant, assuming he won't be happy, and then telling him what will hurt the pregnancy? I'm sure that'll end well for you!
@vilexxica: and here we go........
Where are we going? I like it here. It's kinda entertaining tonight.
I'm sure she just found out she was expecting and she was just waiting for the right time. Guess the time was then haha
For the OP's sake, I hope they're married and trying to have a baby.
Imamilf is a cunt.
I hope it was one of those, "forgot to mention this to you, Baby" things...? Or a surprise for later?
When was she planning on mentioning it? When she went into labor?
Wow your choice of men must be exceptional if you can't even tell him you're pregnant. But, I would expect nothing less from someone so immature
That's a problem that can easily be fixed with a straightened out coat hanger.
If you're not even showing yet, that's not a baby in there. It's a fucking paramecium.
No, honey it's a child. Some women never show.
Well, honey.. this is your cue to shut the fuck up. 3 comments on this one?
You shut the fuck up first.
Thank you imamilf, I concur. There isn't a commenting limit. I'm not repeating myself, nor are you forced to read my comments asshat.
GA_Peach shut the hell up your advice and comments are lame
Fuhlaffle is unfunny.
Hopefully he pulled out, throat fucked you till ya puked then ramed it in your ass. Ya know.....just for the surprise you gave him.
That's what abortions are for, sunshine. Might want to fix that problem.
Or go with the next set of stairs you see
Or -not- kill a baby
But what would I put in my omelette?