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  • Your husband or boyfriend already knows though, right?

    Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 17, 11 at 3:18pm
  • No, *you* are pregnant. *He* is now the fuck outta there.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 17, 11 at 3:32pm
    • No, *they* are pregnant. It takes two to tango and two to bear that burden. Kids have two parents. Grow up please.

      Submitted by fuhlaffle on Oct 18, 11 at 1:44pm
      • You're asking someone on tfln to grow up? Situational awareness yo

        Submitted by McFatty60 on Oct 19, 11 at 7:04am
  • Just another reason to stick with anal

    Submitted by 9miletn on Oct 17, 11 at 3:40pm
  • File that in top 5 things you don't wanna hear during sex

    Submitted by middleclassdream on Oct 18, 11 at 3:01am
  • Peachpie88 and Jennamatic_3000, why does everything in life have to come in a pre-conceived specific order or have a happy ending? Life is messy, roll with it.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 17, 11 at 4:48pm
  • Wow the comments on this aren't funny at all

    Submitted by rocketmarie on Oct 17, 11 at 8:17pm
  • I hope he stopped mid-thrust and said what do you mean “we?!” and left Like a boss...

    Submitted by ck24 on Oct 17, 11 at 4:54pm
    • I didn't realise "bosses" were immature and shirked responsibility

      Submitted by fuhlaffle on Oct 18, 11 at 1:45pm
      • Girls also have a responsibility to use birth control

        Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Oct 18, 11 at 5:51pm
        • Guys have a responsibility to use condoms.....that doesn't mean birth control will work all the time tho.

          Submitted by myrtexx on Oct 19, 11 at 12:31pm
  • And then he looked at you bleeding on the floor

    Submitted by djskillzmusic on Oct 17, 11 at 10:05pm
  • So you hid the fact that you're pregnant, assuming he won't be happy, and then telling him what will hurt the pregnancy? I'm sure that'll end well for you!

    Submitted by Phys on Oct 17, 11 at 10:41pm
  • Dumbass...

    Submitted by Topher_85 on Oct 17, 11 at 5:37pm
  • Mood killer!

    Submitted by Leeping1 on Oct 18, 11 at 3:24am
  • For the OP's sake, I hope they're married and trying to have a baby.

    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 17, 11 at 3:34pm
  • I'm sure she just found out she was expecting and she was just waiting for the right time. Guess the time was then haha

    Submitted by CMDomes on Oct 18, 11 at 9:52am
  • @vilexxica: and here we go........

    Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 17, 11 at 7:50pm
    • Where are we going? I like it here. It's kinda entertaining tonight.

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 17, 11 at 10:21pm
  • Imamilf is a cunt.

    Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 17, 11 at 11:29pm
  • I hope it was one of those, "forgot to mention this to you, Baby" things...? Or a surprise for later?

    Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 17, 11 at 3:36pm
  • When was she planning on mentioning it? When she went into labor?

    Submitted by RawrYourMine on Oct 20, 11 at 9:02am
  • That's a problem that can easily be fixed with a straightened out coat hanger.

    Submitted by StoneEdge on Oct 20, 11 at 9:03am
  • Wow your choice of men must be exceptional if you can't even tell him you're pregnant. But, I would expect nothing less from someone so immature

    Submitted by tayacb on Oct 18, 11 at 2:22pm
  • If you're not even showing yet, that's not a baby in there. It's a fucking paramecium.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Oct 17, 11 at 4:51pm
    • No, honey it's a child. Some women never show.

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 17, 11 at 5:45pm
      • Well, honey.. this is your cue to shut the fuck up. 3 comments on this one?

        Submitted by lankykong on Oct 17, 11 at 6:42pm
        • You shut the fuck up first.

          Submitted by imamilf on Oct 17, 11 at 9:43pm
          • Thank you imamilf, I concur. There isn't a commenting limit. I'm not repeating myself, nor are you forced to read my comments asshat.

            Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 17, 11 at 10:15pm
            • GA_Peach shut the hell up your advice and comments are lame

              Submitted by ck24 on Oct 18, 11 at 12:45pm
  • Oops!

    Submitted by jaystreet_46 on Jan 13, 14 at 3:13am
  • Fuhlaffle is unfunny.

    Submitted by Xatu on Oct 19, 11 at 6:50am
  • Hopefully he pulled out, throat fucked you till ya puked then ramed it in your ass. Ya know.....just for the surprise you gave him.

    Submitted by PHD1026 on Oct 18, 11 at 12:39am
  • That's what abortions are for, sunshine. Might want to fix that problem.

    Submitted by Vilexxica on Oct 17, 11 at 6:47pm