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  • Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 17, 11 at 3:18pm

    Your husband or boyfriend already knows though, right?

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 17, 11 at 4:41pm

      Lol, alright...this was kinda funny.

  • Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 17, 11 at 3:32pm

    No, *you* are pregnant. *He* is now the fuck outta there.

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      Submitted by fuhlaffle on Oct 18, 11 at 1:44pm

      No, *they* are pregnant. It takes two to tango and two to bear that burden. Kids have two parents. Grow up please.

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        Submitted by McFatty60 on Oct 19, 11 at 7:04am

        You're asking someone on tfln to grow up? Situational awareness yo

  • Submitted by 9miletn on Oct 17, 11 at 3:40pm

    Just another reason to stick with anal

  • Submitted by middleclassdream on Oct 18, 11 at 3:01am

    File that in top 5 things you don't wanna hear during sex

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 17, 11 at 4:48pm

    Peachpie88 and Jennamatic_3000, why does everything in life have to come in a pre-conceived specific order or have a happy ending? Life is messy, roll with it.

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    Submitted by rocketmarie on Oct 17, 11 at 8:17pm

    Wow the comments on this aren't funny at all

  • Submitted by ck24 on Oct 17, 11 at 4:54pm

    I hope he stopped mid-thrust and said what do you mean “we?!” and left Like a boss...

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      Submitted by fuhlaffle on Oct 18, 11 at 1:45pm

      I didn't realise "bosses" were immature and shirked responsibility

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        Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Oct 18, 11 at 5:51pm

        Girls also have a responsibility to use birth control

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          Submitted by myrtexx on Oct 19, 11 at 12:31pm

          Guys have a responsibility to use condoms.....that doesn't mean birth control will work all the time tho.

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    Submitted by Topher_85 on Oct 17, 11 at 5:37pm

    Dumbass...

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    Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 17, 11 at 7:50pm

    @vilexxica: and here we go........

    • 44 62
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 17, 11 at 10:21pm

      Where are we going? I like it here. It's kinda entertaining tonight.

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    Submitted by djskillzmusic on Oct 17, 11 at 10:05pm

    And then he looked at you bleeding on the floor

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    Submitted by CMDomes on Oct 18, 11 at 9:52am

    I'm sure she just found out she was expecting and she was just waiting for the right time. Guess the time was then haha

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    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 17, 11 at 3:34pm

    For the OP's sake, I hope they're married and trying to have a baby.

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    Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 17, 11 at 3:36pm

    I hope it was one of those, "forgot to mention this to you, Baby" things...? Or a surprise for later?

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    Submitted by Leeping1 on Oct 18, 11 at 3:24am

    Mood killer!

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    Submitted by Phys on Oct 17, 11 at 10:41pm

    So you hid the fact that you're pregnant, assuming he won't be happy, and then telling him what will hurt the pregnancy? I'm sure that'll end well for you!

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    Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 17, 11 at 11:29pm

    Imamilf is a cunt.

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    Submitted by RawrYourMine on Oct 20, 11 at 9:02am

    When was she planning on mentioning it? When she went into labor?

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    Submitted by StoneEdge on Oct 20, 11 at 9:03am

    That's a problem that can easily be fixed with a straightened out coat hanger.

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    Submitted by Xatu on Oct 19, 11 at 6:50am

    Fuhlaffle is unfunny.

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    Submitted by tayacb on Oct 18, 11 at 2:22pm

    Wow your choice of men must be exceptional if you can't even tell him you're pregnant. But, I would expect nothing less from someone so immature

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    Submitted by jaystreet_46 on Jan 13, 14 at 3:13am

    Oops!

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Oct 17, 11 at 4:51pm

    If you're not even showing yet, that's not a baby in there. It's a fucking paramecium.

    • 36 53
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 17, 11 at 5:45pm

      No, honey it's a child. Some women never show.

      • 40 45
        Submitted by lankykong on Oct 17, 11 at 6:42pm

        Well, honey.. this is your cue to shut the fuck up. 3 comments on this one?

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          Submitted by imamilf on Oct 17, 11 at 9:43pm

          You shut the fuck up first.

          • 35 44
            Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 17, 11 at 10:15pm

            Thank you imamilf, I concur. There isn't a commenting limit. I'm not repeating myself, nor are you forced to read my comments asshat.

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              Submitted by ck24 on Oct 18, 11 at 12:45pm

              GA_Peach shut the hell up your advice and comments are lame

  • Submitted by PHD1026 on Oct 18, 11 at 12:39am

    Hopefully he pulled out, throat fucked you till ya puked then ramed it in your ass. Ya know.....just for the surprise you gave him.

  • Submitted by Vilexxica on Oct 17, 11 at 6:47pm

    That's what abortions are for, sunshine. Might want to fix that problem.

    • 47 45
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 17, 11 at 10:20pm

      Options...options...

      • 37 54
        Submitted by ck24 on Oct 18, 11 at 12:14pm

        Or go with the next set of stairs you see

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      Submitted by fuhlaffle on Oct 18, 11 at 1:48pm

      Or -not- kill a baby

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        Submitted by Wormy2 on Oct 18, 11 at 11:23pm

        But what would I put in my omelette?