I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
are you so shy because you have an std?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
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I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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