i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I've blown a few things in my day
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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