Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Do plants get herpes?
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