i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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