I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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