Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
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Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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