Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
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are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
porn star boner night. come get it.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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