But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
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