that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
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Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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