i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
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Ummm inless your rideing someone that's called sitting...
Wait, so was there a dude under you, or were you attempting to ride the couch?
If there is no guy, then how in the hell do you know it's reverse cowgirl?
I read this and thought OP was a guy with the ga porn reference. Question is whether or not there were two guys
If it was a g ay guy, he wouldn't call it "g ay porn," he'd just call it porn.
Well arthurlux that's a good question. But considering she had porn and lady gaga going, I'm assuming it was a lonely end to the night.
Ummmm I'm pretty sure unless there's a guy it can't be reverse cowgirl.
Considering it's G ay Pride week, and Minneapolis is the gayest city in America, I'm thinking it's safe to say this is a dude.
Sound like a lovely way to wake up and it's only wednesday:)
That's like every morning for me!!
Wow thats retarded
We're using "intellectually disabled" these days..."Wow thats (that's) intellectually disabled."
BobLoblaw you win because 1) your name rocks, and 2) your comments are superb :) Winning!!
I'm guessing that "reverse cowgirl" should be in quotation in this text. Perhaps this is her nickname from OP's previous experience, or she is slutty and that's what everyone refers to her as. Who knows; regardless, the burning question is why is she still dressed?