i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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