OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
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Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment