Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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