Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
it's not cheating when I paid for it
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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