this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
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Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
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I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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