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  • 81 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 3:47pm

    It may be vodka, but it's alcohol percentage is 11 u dumb crack whore. Real people drink fifths of patron -12:11

  • 86 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:11pm

    Pussy shit, get some real liquor

  • 86 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:41pm

    Lol I <3 CT and it's Vodak consumption Everyone eles can suck it

  • 84 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:45pm

    hahaha my grand mother did that to my cousin on christmas eve, she put it in the cooler, he neer found it.

  • 80 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 7:01am

    Too fucken ba for you

  • 72 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:03pm

    That is one of my most faverit games

  • 81 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:25pm

    No one cares what the rest of you drink. You're just ruining the point of the site, which is to laugh at the stupidity or the irony of other peoples texts.

  • 80 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:17pm

    And so begins another episode of Intervention.

  • 86 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 7:15am

    Connecticut REPRESENT!

  • 78 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:34pm

    lol @ 1219 who thinks vodka..esp smirnoff is "liquor". silly teen

  • 77 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:58pm

    then take the three wise men out on the town

  • 78 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 7:08am

    can you guys stop crying? fuck.. i LOL'd

  • 74 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:58pm

    ANd after u hit that shit follow it by 3 shots of 1800 straight and 3 double shots of don julio then take all the shit u drank n that night mix it in a MR. PURE bottle wit no juice and chug it. CAN U SAY DONE IT and CHampion

  • 77 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:22pm

    Pretty sure he realizes it. He's just saying vodka is what a pussy drinks.

  • 76 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:52pm

    3:47 ur fukkn stupid shut up drunk idiot!

  • 72 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:30pm

    Haha that's gotta suck

  • 71 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 7:19am

    Lmfaoo CT in it's finest

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:57am

    Same thing happened with my whisky. I found it.

  • 70 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:26pm

    HA 5:03 nice spelling.

  • 70 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:21am

    Rum is the best Ever

  • 74 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:21pm

    tfln is getting soo corny.

  • 75 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:12am

    Smirnoff? how about you cry when they hide a real liquor from you. maybe an 18yr old single malt scotch. Not some shitty ass rejected smirnoff shit.

  • 71 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 7:06am

    I hate that kind of shit

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 3:16pm

    whether it's rotgut or top-shelf, it's still funny.

  • 65 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:51am

    buy some more? ...am I the first to say this?

  • 67 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:57pm

    look fuck all yall if u ain't fuckin wit high grade everclear vodka then u aint fuckn wit shit.

  • 67 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 7:11am

    maybe if you weren't a total fucking drunk lush, she wouldn't have to hide it, you fucking tool

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:19pm

    lol @ the underage 12:11 who apparently doesnt realize smirnoff is vodka

  • 36 57
    Submitted by NataSept on Feb 5, 11 at 12:09am

    been there.