I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
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How does your Pooper Feel?
Dude...being with your girl and a bro could be fucking hot! I know girls are awesome but so are guys!
Hot drunken MMF threesome? Good night. Get over your homophobia people, it just makes you look closeted.
Sounds like a great night
Sounds like a good night to me! Maybe your girlfriend hooked the two of you up intentionally cause she knows homo is the only way to go.
In soviet Russia your girlfriend wakes up in your bed next to another girl
Is your ass sore?
sure ya did
Didn't this happen in a movie? Like White Chicks or somethin?
I guess lol
Do your farts smell like burnt latex and KY?
If it was a house party people find places to crash.... Who tf cares unless you're naked or spooning .
Wow. Somebody's got some 'splaining to do.
Not cool at all.
Dump that bitch
The simple truth is that ur gf was hiding her pecker from you... At first ;)
Wow I would beat a bitch then get my butthole sewn back together
Yeah WTF... You idiot! Fucking gross! Heee heee I just picture stink ass and grunting like pigs!! Not cute and disssgusting!
Creepy.... You sure you slept with your gf last night?
At least you can say he got sloppy seconds
Does ur asshole hurt?
I'm sitting on a train and there is an old man across the aisle looking in between my legs and rubbing his crotch.
The easiest way to stop him rubbing his crotch is to rub it for him.
I don't know what is worse, the fact that you woke up in your gf's bed with another dude laying next to you or the fact that people actually think this was a good night.
The Gays think it was a good night... :(
Except he isn't, if he was then it would be a good night. :)
icyblu, you have nice eyes.... :)
I most definitley would not tell people about that. Let alone send a text to someone. Fyl