he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
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