i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize
