I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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