my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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