hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
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I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
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She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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