So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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