Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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