dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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