I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
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Not the worst thing I've done in a Methodist church parking lot..
Jesus loves you... drink up, drinky.
2:10, is school also where you go to hear fairy tales? It's pretty obvious you have had little to no education in your lifetime...
Is it bad that because you have a 404 area code, and its a methodist church i know which bars you were hoppin'?
yeah hate to say it but worse things have gone down in methodists parking lots..
you shouldn't date spanish guys
Caregiver of our church caught drunk w/ married man of another race inside church nursery on a Sat. night not thinking anyone would be there. Needless to say, no longer caregiver, well at the church. Sure she is to EVERYONE else!
Doesn't matter church is were you go to here fairy tales anyways
Sure as HELL... JESUS... Get it? Hahahahaha
god likes explosions
My friend can beat that. She puked on the steps of a Mormon church.