any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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